Halloween Jokes

HALLOWEEN JOKES PAGE

Welcome to my Halloween…….

This page has a few jokes I found around the internet. Some of them I'm sure you have heard, but everyone could use a laugh. Have fun with this.

Have fun on your HALLOWEEN!

Use this Forum to share your favorite Halloween Joke and Recipes! Just remember, this is a family site, so only family enjoyable jokes.

What's a ghosts favorite fruit? A. Boo-berries	Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What are ghost's favorite desert? A. Iced Screams	Why did the headless horseman go into business? A He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why couldn't the ghost ride the bus? A. He didn't havae enough chains.	What is a ghost's favorite holiday? A. April Ghoul's Day
What does a ghost keep in his stable? A. Night Mare.	What do ghost like to wear? A. Boo-Jeans
What do young ghosts call their moms an dads? A. Transparents.	What do ghost say when something is really neat? A. Ghoul!!!!!
What kind on music do ghosts like? A. Rhythm and Boos!	Why don't mummies take vacations? A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind>
What is a mummies' favorite type music? A. Wrap music.	What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? A. "I'm bone to be wild!"
Can you escape from a monster by using a flashlight? A. Yes, if you run fast enought.	What did the teacher say to Dracula after he failed his math test? A. Can't you Count Dracula?
Why do witches wear name tags? A. So they would know which witch is which.	What did the witch put on her door for security? A. A warlock.
Why do ghost shiver and moan? A. It's drafty under that sheet!	What do you do if a witch, an alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were all at your door? A. Hope it was Halloween!


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